so i'm home
for the weekend. coming home usually involves there being cookies here. something aboot someone (possibly me, not ruling anyone out at this point) making a statement that should i return home and there not be delicious baked goods, i would get myself deployed to iraq
(hot)
(randomly exploding people), so i could get care packages with baked goods inside. so it was no surprize when i got home, that there were indeed fresh baked cookies waiting for me. on the counter by the cookies were the directions for making said cookies. this is a good thing, it's nice to have cooking directions (esp for my mom) but not everything on them needed to be written down:
last step; make sure you eat within 1-2 days for freshness...
wtf, over? who makes cookies without a near immediate desire to eat them? also who can't figure out that if cookies are left uneaten for lenghts of time they will lose freshness?
i'm glad they specified that!
the end!
*note: i ate all the cookies
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