Urban Dictionary thing.

I normally think these chain-spam things are pretty stupid. I think this is the first one I've filled out since I was in jr. high. However, I read one earlier and it seemed decently humorous. I decided I'd post mine here. If anyone else would like to participate that's cool. If no one else adds a post in the next day or two I'm just going to delete this.


**Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...


1) Your name?
A: Eric

R: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

2) Your age?
A: 21

R: The age at which one is finally considered human.

3) One of your friends?
A: Jake

R: the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.

4) What should you be doing?
A: Sleeping

R: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma


5) Favorite color?
A: Silver

R: It's All Good; Everything is all good.

-How you feel, yo?
-Man, you know I'm silver.
In the periodic table of elements, the symbol for silver is AG

6) Hometown?
A: Crawfordsville

R: A shit-hole of a place in Indiana. Full of white trash and factories. Bums and fools. Also, home to a really terrible, liberal all-mens college.

The coolest place for townies to hang out in Crawfordsville is the Kroger parking lot.

7) Month of your birthday?
A: December

R:
1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.

1. "December is universally known as the month for the birth of the Christian savior, Jesus."
2. "John's december is taking a toll on his physically and mentally."
3. "My december was at least six months long, from when she broke up with me to the time of where I was able to ask another girl out."

8 ) Last person you talked to on the phone?
A: Rikki

R: Extremely hott girl; great girlfriend

Dude, i want Rikki.

9) Your last name?
A: Goff

R: How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

Okay!

Because I have nothing better to do while my rice cooks:




1) Your name?
A: Tyler

R:
Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER.



2) Your age?
A: 18

R: The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.


Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3) One of your friends?
A: Colin

R: A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..


Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.


4) What should you be doing?
A: Getting a JOB

R:
Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.


5) Favorite color?
A: Green

R: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

6) Hometown?
A: San Francisco

R: A really nice place in CA. Fun places to see, lovely place to stay, nice people, diverse culture.
People who hate San Francisco are just afraid of culture and friendly people.

7) Month of your birthday?
A: December

R:
1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.

1. "December is universally known as the month for the birth of the Christian savior, Jesus."
2. "John's december is taking a toll on his physically and mentally."
3. "My december was at least six months long, from when she broke up with me to the time of where I was able to ask another girl out."

8 ) Last person you talked to on the phone?
A: Brianna

R:
Someone who is hot, nice,tappable, sexy, and a great girlfriend! she is great at sports and is very very hot!

travis; yo Brianna is FINE!
Andrew: yeah id tapp her
travis no shit!

9) Your last name?
A: Campbell

R: a way of saying a guy or girl is a totally hottie. taken from Campbell's soup, meaning: umm,umm good!

That boy over there is a real Campbell, he is umm,umm,good!

1) Your name?
A: Adam

R: The first Man to ever get laid.

Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.


2) Your age?
A: 24

R: 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.


3) One of your friends?
A: Carl

R: To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.

Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?"
Person 2 "No, what?"
Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."

4) What should you be doing?
A: Praying

R: Praying = slang for "wasting time", "loitering", "hanging out", "chillin'", "nothing".

What are you guys doing tonight?

Just praying.


5) Favorite color?
A: Black

R: 1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

6) Hometown?
A: London

R: The Capital of the world, only rival New York. Incorporates the best of both Europe and America. Unlike in New York the Tube stations are Clearly signposted. Unlike New York the streets are all squigley and it is really really old. South of the river Thames is a mythical land that those on the North talk about in nervous whispers, but it actually isn't that bad and is fast becoming the only place in the city besides cardboard boxes that is affordable to live in. Stand in the middle of the Millenium footbridge and turn around in a 360 degree circle. Go on the London eye. Don't visit the London Dungeons. Go shopping on portabello road, or in Camden, not in Covent Garden. Go to the opera in Regent's park, and to speaker's corner in Hyde park on a sunday afternoon. Trafalger Square in the evening, Leicester square at mid-day. Karl Marx and Charles Dickens are buried in Highgate cemetary. Ealing is queen of the suburbs.

All of life is there.

7) Month of your birthday?
A: August

R:
The eighth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!

I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!

8 ) Last person you talked to on the phone?
A: Martha

R: When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.

After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.

9) Your last name?
A: Dickson

R: A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.

History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"

I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!

Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.




......

Adam, you're such a fucking dickson.

1) Your name?
A: Yasmin

R: A girl named after a beautiful Flower. She is usually the one who sticks out amongst the crowd and ends up the most successful, often involved in a very deep relationship.

Yasmin grew up to fall in love with the Luckiest man.

2) Your age?
A: 17

R: The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

3) One of your friends?
A: Colleen

R: Uncannily fashionable girl who breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast

My brother just broke up with a Colleen. Yeah, her clothes match and she's hot, but my brother's missing a heart now!

4) What should you be doing?
A: sleeping.

R: (second definition) a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
I don't get it.

5) Favorite color?
A: green.

R: second definition too.
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

6) Hometown?
A: chicago.

R: Best damn city in the world!

Chicago rocks hard, yo!

7) Month of your birthday?
A: january.

R: this is the first definition,
One of the worst month's of the year for most people. Either after New Years, where as you did some so incredibly stupid you'll regret it forever. Or that your going back to work or school. Which either way you hate it.

Oh shit! It's January again.

but this is the greatest.
The month it is best to have ass sex

Im going to have ass sex in January

8 ) Last person you talked to on the phone?
A: Juan

R: Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"

Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incredibly sexy!

9) Your last name?
A: Jobarah

R: NOTHIN'.

1) Your name?
A: jazmine

A beautiful flower, with a sweet, yet sassy attitude toward life. She is fearless and knows no boundaries. She walks on the wild side at night, but is an just as ordinary during the day as anyone. The night is her playground!
You are jazmine to even think that

2) Your age?
A: 20

the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."


3) One of your friends?
A: joey

The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?


4) What should you be doing?
A: reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.


5) Favorite color?
A: pink

slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink
.

6) Hometown?
A: San Antonio

Home of the Spurs, some tight rappers, and the hella best mexican food and Bar B Q ever.
I want to live in San Antonio Town.

7) Month of your birthday?
A: August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!


8 ) Last person you talked to on the phone?
A: leslie

(n)a. An incredibly beautiful girl. Someone who is very attractive with the best hair. See wonderful.
"Who's that person with the awesome hair?"
"That's Leslie"


9) Your last name?
A: hyde

character from That 70's show played by Danny Masterson
Hyde lives at Eric Forman's house