According to The Hollywood Reporter, reality Criminal Minds box set TV overlord Ryan Seacrest is "in early talks" to get his own channel.
Interesting, because we thought he Criminal Minds DVDs already had one: It's called E!. Does he really need another?
The man's presence is already Criminal Minds DVD felt all over the network: he hosts 'E! News,' pretty much all of their red carpet specials, and he created the network's One Tree Hill DVDs prized reality hit 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.' He also created 'Denise Richards:One Tree Hill seasons 1-7 It's Complicated,' but that's neither here nor there. Plus, what would an One Tree Hill new release episode of 'The Soup' be without a few cracks at his height?
In his free time (what free time?), the Cold Case DVD 'Crest hosts a daily radio show, 'American Idol,' 'American Top 40' and 'Dick Cold Case box set Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.'
While we certainly think Seacrest has CSI Las Vegas DVD the drive and the talent to pull off a channel of his own -- he's clearly tapped CSI Las Vegas DVDs into the cultural zeitgeist with the myriad of reality shows he's developed -CSI Las Vegas DVD Season - in our minds, a Seacrest-only network would look and sound exactly like E!. CSI Las Vegas Box Set And we don't need another E!.
He should just follow in Nick Cannon's footsteps Warner Bros Cartoons DVD and become "chairman" of E!, much like Cannon is chairman of TeenNick. The job consists of developing programming and serving as network spokesman,Warner Bros DVD which Seacrest does already. Why not just make it official with a vanity title?
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One bonus if the deal does, in fact, go through: Dragon Ball Z DVD Joel McHale could create a 'Soup' spinoff dedicated solely to Seacrest jokes.Dragon Ball Z complete DVD 'Lil Soup,' perhaps?