things that made you say DAMN!!

damn jazzie!!!! lol

reminds me of days long gone. i miss those days.

Hardcore makeout sessions are the best. I'm happy for you Jaz.

Just learn from my mistakes and don't go too fast. I do that way too often and the guy always ends up disappointing me.

Kelticmaddox wrote:

the guy always ends up disappointing me.

that sucks.

I swear I need to write a book, or something -- teaching guys how to not be lousy (sexually).

someone thinks a lot of themselves ;D

Existential Cat wrote:

Kelticmaddox wrote:

the guy always ends up disappointing me.

that sucks.

I swear I need to write a book, or something -- teaching guys how to not be lousy (sexually).

O wise master, teach me the error of my ways...

Oh, wait, Eric... someone beat you to it.

haha y'all are silly

High Voltage wrote:

Oh, wait, Eric... someone beat you to it.

I briefly skimmed the listing and that is probably more for people who like kinky sex.

*note* I just re-read the list and SAW 'kinky sex'.



However, Tyler, I concede. I shall no longer write any books, because I am definitely not as amazing as Dr. Amazing.

Existential Cat wrote:

Kelticmaddox wrote:

the guy always ends up disappointing me.

that sucks.

I swear I need to write a book, or something -- teaching guys how to not be lousy (sexually).

Oh, I didn't mean sexually disappointing (though that happens too.) I meant like, he breaks up with me or looses interest quickly or was just in it for a fling, etc.

Shit, Yvonne, you should probably order that book.


Not that doctor amazing isn't rolling in the cash right now...

I'd like to fuck for her virginity.

High Voltage wrote:

I'd like to fuck for her virginity.

hahahahah.
tyler's a slut, you didn't know?

High Voltage wrote:

I'd like to fuck for her virginity.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's already been done... probably with a limb.

yasminspired wrote:

hahahahah.
tyler's a slut, you didn't know?

guess i do NOW!!!!!!!!

so i really want a new page to start so that i dont have to gaurd my screen everytime i open this thread so nobody thinks im reading "sex with doctor amazing"

asswipe

yeah, that was pretty bad. I'm in the school library =P

yeah I didn't see Daniels post before I saw Tylers

so I was like... what in the hell?

It was mildly humorous after I figured out why he did it. - Of course I don't have to guard my screen, so I really have no qualms.

High Voltage wrote:

ichthuz wrote:

so i really want a new page to start so that i dont have to gaurd my screen everytime i open this thread so nobody thinks im reading "sex with doctor amazing"

Oh man, a new page!

ahaha i love it and hate it at the same time

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Tyler...

ichthuz wrote:

so i really want a new page to start so that i dont have to gaurd my screen everytime i open this thread so nobody thinks im reading "sex with doctor amazing"

think of the possibilities though..

hot girl: sex with dr. amazing? what the hell?
you: sounds good doesn't it? that's why i wrote it..

at which point she'll lift up her skirt and somewhere, a dozen white doves will fly out of the trees towards the sun into clear blue sky.